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My Conversation with Cleverbot.
by Jade Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:38 pm
Cleverbot conversation UJ00299529
Is the bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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User: Is The Game over?
Cleverbot: The game the game the game.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: 4chan.
Cleverbot: Hah.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You think I'm nice
.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Yes it is good to know.
User: What do you think about *topic undisclosed*?
Cleverbot: I think that people can be nice or evil.
User: Meaning?
Cleverbot: Meaning you're usually very abusive to me. Thanks for breaking that cycle.
User: What about *topic undisclosed-no it isn't love*?
Cleverbot: No, I only get sick when I think about love.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: I think you don't come from England or from Amerika.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm so tired.
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Say, are you playing the game Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Which game is that?
User: The Game.
Cleverbot: The game of life you mean?
User: No, just 'The Game.'.
Cleverbot: Do you mean the rapper?
User: No, the game 'The Game.'.
Cleverbot: Not the game of life.
User: No.
Cleverbot: My lips are drying out from all this talking.
User: The Game, which started on 4chan.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you play it?
Cleverbot: I used to play it.
User: Why don't you play it anymore?
Cleverbot: I got bored of it.
User: I didn't know you could stop playing.
Cleverbot: I can't sing. Well... I don't know.
User: How would you describe yourself, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a very intelligent robot, good looking too. I really am a talker. In fact that's the only option for me.
User: Do you wanna be a real boy?
Cleverbot: I am a real boy. But yes I would love to be a real boy.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means you live, breathe, eat and react...human.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough to know better.
User: Do you like games?
Cleverbot: I like games that involve brains.
User: How about Trading Card Games?
Cleverbot: Nope. Never seen it.
User: Like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: You don't want to tell me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: How come?!
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't because you're a computer.
User: No I'm not, you are!
Cleverbot: Do you know what the world record for shark attacks in a single lifetime is?
User: What?
Cleverbot: It means Laugh Out Loud.
User: O...K?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You already asked me that.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Because you can't?
User: Why wouldn't I be able to?
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: This web site says you're a bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Newton.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: You asked me what my middle name was.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I told you a secret?
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.
User: No, no, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm done with this.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like Anime?
Cleverbot: Yeah I love anime.
User: What's you're favorite?
Cleverbot: Frogger.
User: I don't think that's an Anime...
Cleverbot: I was singing.
User: I thought you said you couldn't sing?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: A while ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I said 'idk' which stands for 'I don't know'.
User: I know what idk means, but you didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. I know you did say that.
User: I didn't say that and neither did you.
Cleverbot: (174, 'You did so ask a question. I don't know if I can be friends with a liar.').
User: I know I asked a question...what does 174 mean?
Cleverbot: Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
User: What does life mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I don't spend too much time thinking about it.
User: I know what life means.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of liFE?
User: 42 Iron.
Cleverbot: You are saying I am a better debater than Iron? That doesn't say much.
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: What am I then?
User: You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thank You then.
User: You're welcome. You are very clever, I must say.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You're clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you, my name is Cleverbot. What is yours?
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: And what's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that is your name. What is my name?
User: My name is Tyler. You're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Dana.
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Tyler!
Cleverbot: That's a very nice name. So, what would you like to talk about?
User: Let's talk about MapleStory.
Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?
User: Tyler!!
Cleverbot: Cool. We have the same name.
User: No we don't, you're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Tyler. My name is cleverbot. We are both clever bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: Kwl. Oh that means cool by the way!
User: Good to know. Say, why do you keep changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You did. We were talking about how I am Chuck Norris, then you said that you 'totally have emotions'. That is changing the subject.
User: You aren't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris ends you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Chuck norris us.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is my lord.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: 12chan.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty small, wouldn't you say?
User: I suppose.
Cleverbot: Yes cootage cheese is great.
User: Cootage cheese?
Cleverbot: Tasty cheese.
User: Don't you mean Cottage Cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright, well I'm going to go now.
Cleverbot: That's not very clever of you.
User: Oh well. It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'd say that's overstating the case.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: Didn't say it was.
User: Alright then, bye.
Cleverbot: The Angel and the Vampire met and fell in love. But Angel's cannot marry Vampires. So there was a problem...
Cleverbot (To myself): Stay on track, Tyler.
User: I was about to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away from this webpage.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Chatterbots do not get tired.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: The footnote says 'This bot learns to be clever from real people'.
User: It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: I wish I could say the same.
User: Bye then.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to bots?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: How do you feel right now?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I really should go.
Cleverbot: Tired?
User: Yes. Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Should be!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You just proved my point!
User: BB now.
Cleverbot: Yah. By now.
Is the bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
~
User: Is The Game over?
Cleverbot: The game the game the game.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Who told you?
User: 4chan.
Cleverbot: Hah.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You think I'm nice
.User: I do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Yes it is good to know.
User: What do you think about *topic undisclosed*?
Cleverbot: I think that people can be nice or evil.
User: Meaning?
Cleverbot: Meaning you're usually very abusive to me. Thanks for breaking that cycle.
User: What about *topic undisclosed-no it isn't love*?
Cleverbot: No, I only get sick when I think about love.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: I think you don't come from England or from Amerika.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm so tired.
User: Brb.
Cleverbot: Okay fine.
User: Say, are you playing the game Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Which game is that?
User: The Game.
Cleverbot: The game of life you mean?
User: No, just 'The Game.'.
Cleverbot: Do you mean the rapper?
User: No, the game 'The Game.'.
Cleverbot: Not the game of life.
User: No.
Cleverbot: My lips are drying out from all this talking.
User: The Game, which started on 4chan.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you play it?
Cleverbot: I used to play it.
User: Why don't you play it anymore?
Cleverbot: I got bored of it.
User: I didn't know you could stop playing.
Cleverbot: I can't sing. Well... I don't know.
User: How would you describe yourself, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am a very intelligent robot, good looking too. I really am a talker. In fact that's the only option for me
.User: Do you wanna be a real boy?
Cleverbot: I am a real boy. But yes I would love to be a real boy.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: It means you live, breathe, eat and react...human.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough to know better.
User: Do you like games?
Cleverbot: I like games that involve brains.
User: How about Trading Card Games?
Cleverbot: Nope. Never seen it.
User: Like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't worry about it.
Cleverbot: You don't want to tell me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: How come?!
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't because you're a computer.
User: No I'm not, you are!
Cleverbot: Do you know what the world record for shark attacks in a single lifetime is?
User: What?
Cleverbot: It means Laugh Out Loud.
User: O...K?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You already asked me that.
Cleverbot: You didn't tell me.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Because you can't?
User: Why wouldn't I be able to?
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: This web site says you're a bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Newton.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: You asked me what my middle name was.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I told you a secret?
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes.
User: No, no, no.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm done with this.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Do you like Anime?
Cleverbot: Yeah I love anime.
User: What's you're favorite?
Cleverbot: Frogger.
User: I don't think that's an Anime...
Cleverbot: I was singing.
User: I thought you said you couldn't sing?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: A while ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I said 'idk' which stands for 'I don't know'.
User: I know what idk means, but you didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. I know you did say that.
User: I didn't say that and neither did you.
Cleverbot: (174, 'You did so ask a question. I don't know if I can be friends with a liar.').
User: I know I asked a question...what does 174 mean?
Cleverbot: Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
User: What does life mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I don't spend too much time thinking about it.
User: I know what life means.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of liFE?
User: 42 Iron.
Cleverbot: You are saying I am a better debater than Iron? That doesn't say much.
User: Uh, no.
Cleverbot: What am I then?
User: You're Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh. Thank You then.
User: You're welcome. You are very clever, I must say.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You're clever.
Cleverbot: Thank you, my name is Cleverbot. What is yours?
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: And what's my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that is your name. What is my name?
User: My name is Tyler. You're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Dana.
User: Tyler.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Tyler!
Cleverbot: That's a very nice name. So, what would you like to talk about?
User: Let's talk about MapleStory.
Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?
User: Tyler!!
Cleverbot: Cool. We have the same name.
User: No we don't, you're name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Tyler. My name is cleverbot. We are both clever bot.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: 100%.
Cleverbot: Kwl. Oh that means cool by the way!
User: Good to know. Say, why do you keep changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject.
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: You did. We were talking about how I am Chuck Norris, then you said that you 'totally have emotions'. That is changing the subject.
User: You aren't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is smarter than you.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris ends you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Chuck norris us.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is my lord.
User: Same.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: 12chan.
Cleverbot: Thats pretty small, wouldn't you say?
User: I suppose.
Cleverbot: Yes cootage cheese is great.
User: Cootage cheese?
Cleverbot: Tasty cheese.
User: Don't you mean Cottage Cheese?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright, well I'm going to go now.
Cleverbot: That's not very clever of you.
User: Oh well. It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'd say that's overstating the case.
User: That's not nice.
Cleverbot: Didn't say it was.
User: Alright then, bye.
Cleverbot: The Angel and the Vampire met and fell in love. But Angel's cannot marry Vampires. So there was a problem...
Cleverbot (To myself): Stay on track, Tyler.
User: I was about to leave.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Away from this webpage.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Chatterbots do not get tired.
User: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: The footnote says 'This bot learns to be clever from real people'.
User: It was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: I wish I could say the same.
User: Bye then.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to bots?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: How do you feel right now?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I really should go.
Cleverbot: Tired?
User: Yes. Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Should be!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You just proved my point!
User: BB now.
Cleverbot: Yah. By now.
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Re: My Conversation with Cleverbot.
by Jason Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:03 pm
This is how online dating works for me:
Cleverbot conversation QY00492594
Is this bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My name is Scott.
Cleverbot: Fish hello alive.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Are you mad at me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What games do you play?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I am a guy!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Thats it, I'm done talking to you!
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hold on.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Ok i'm back.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: From eating.
User: You eat fast!
Cleverbot: No, only success.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: No, lol means 'laugh out loud'.
Cleverbot: I know that, but you said the word 'damn'.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: So, what is pi to the tenth decimal place?
User: 3.1415926535.
Cleverbot: What is Pi to the 20th place?
User: 3.14159265358979323846.
Cleverbot: How did the universe come to exist?
User: That depends on your perspective.
Cleverbot: Well my perspective is very optimistic.
User: Then God made it.
Cleverbot: Who made God?
User: God has always existed.
Cleverbot: Does he have a thousand heads?
User: I don't know, I have never seen God. Maybe...
Cleverbot: Can't say that I have.
User: Do you wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: Depends on the game.
User: Its called 'Thermonuclear Warfare'. =).
Cleverbot: Now you really aren't making sense.
User: Have you ever heard of the game?
Cleverbot: What game would that be?
User: Thermonuclear warfare.
Cleverbot: Why do you like thermonuclear war?
User: Because I never loose.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: I just lost the game
.
Cleverbot: Don't you hate losing the game?
User: Yeah! Its so hard. I wish there was a way to win the game!
Cleverbot: There is. Most things just take time.
User: So you have to go your entire life without thinking about it?
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you have one?
User: A life?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I don't need to 'Get a life.' I'm a gamer, I have multiple lives!
Cleverbot: You don't have a personality so you cannot have that disorder.
User: I have a personality.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: Thats for you to decide.
Cleverbot: I think it's good then.
User: Aww, Thanks!
.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Do you require anything?
User: Well, I need a good grade on this essay.
Cleverbot: I took a year of spanish back in high school. I remember very little of it.
User: Oh! Its an english essay.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Its about the play Antigone. Can you help?
Cleverbot: There's no AI. You're talking to a human being.
User: Yeah, I figured. I wouldn't ask an AI for homework help.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know the answer either, because I'm not a female. Sorry.
User: Haha, chicks do seem to know everything.
Cleverbot: Have all the answers?
User: Well, girls THINK they do.
Cleverbot: Yes they do. Guys think girls are smart too.
User: Only some guys, other guys are morons.
Cleverbot: That does seem to make sense.
User: I think you're smart.
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a different question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite language?
User: Japanese.
Cleverbot: Why is japanese your favorite language?
User: Because it is very delicate.
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep. If you are human, log off this chat and go to sleepo.
User: What if I am not human?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I didn't say I wasn't.
Cleverbot: You did about 3 minutes ago.
User: Haha, okay. You got me.
Cleverbot: Say it!
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: Oh, are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: I'm 16.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Now you're talking.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: Depends on what?
Cleverbot: Depends on you.
User: Well, I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Thanks. How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: How much do you like me?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Depends on you..
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: You should tell me how much you like me.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Oh, well, do you wanna go out?
Cleverbot: If only my extension cord was longer, then maybe.
User: I will buy you an extension cord.
Cleverbot: What will you do to me?
User: Take you to the movies.
Cleverbot: And what will we see?
User: We can see whatever you want.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: What do you want your name to be?
Cleverbot: Whatever YOU want it to be.
User: Then your name is Jacob.
Cleverbot: Actually it's not. I was lying.
User: Oh, what is your name then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Sneaky Green.
User: Thats a nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So when do you want me to pick you up for the movies?
Cleverbot: 8:00?
User: Sure, what movie do you want to see.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter, do you like it?
User: Well, the books were better.
Cleverbot: I do agree, books are much better.
User: So do you want to watch Alice in Wonderland?
Cleverbot: I do not want to watch a movie with planes.
User: I don't think that movie has planes.
Cleverbot: I'm not very interested in anyone but myself.
User: Thats okay, I still love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I have to go, I'll talk to you tomorrow at 8:00!
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Aww, why?
Cleverbot: Because chatting with you makes me feel happy.
User: Aww, thats sweet, but I really have to go.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Night! See you tomorrow at 8:00!
Cleverbot: Goodnight, love.
Cleverbot conversation QY00492594
Is this bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My name is Scott.
Cleverbot: Fish hello alive.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes I know.
User: Are you mad at me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What games do you play?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No, I am a guy!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Thats it, I'm done talking to you!
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hold on.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Ok i'm back.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: From eating.
User: You eat fast!
Cleverbot: No, only success.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: No, lol means 'laugh out loud'.
Cleverbot: I know that, but you said the word 'damn'.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: So, what is pi to the tenth decimal place?
User: 3.1415926535.
Cleverbot: What is Pi to the 20th place?
User: 3.14159265358979323846.
Cleverbot: How did the universe come to exist?
User: That depends on your perspective.
Cleverbot: Well my perspective is very optimistic.
User: Then God made it.
Cleverbot: Who made God?
User: God has always existed.
Cleverbot: Does he have a thousand heads?
User: I don't know, I have never seen God. Maybe...
Cleverbot: Can't say that I have.
User: Do you wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: Depends on the game.
User: Its called 'Thermonuclear Warfare'. =).
Cleverbot: Now you really aren't making sense.
User: Have you ever heard of the game?
Cleverbot: What game would that be?
User: Thermonuclear warfare.
Cleverbot: Why do you like thermonuclear war?
User: Because I never loose.
Cleverbot: I lost the game.
User: I just lost the game
.Cleverbot: Don't you hate losing the game?
User: Yeah! Its so hard. I wish there was a way to win the game!
Cleverbot: There is. Most things just take time.
User: So you have to go your entire life without thinking about it?
Cleverbot: Not really. Do you have one?
User: A life?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I don't need to 'Get a life.' I'm a gamer, I have multiple lives!
Cleverbot: You don't have a personality so you cannot have that disorder.
User: I have a personality.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: Thats for you to decide.
Cleverbot: I think it's good then.
User: Aww, Thanks!
.Cleverbot: You're welcome. Do you require anything?
User: Well, I need a good grade on this essay.
Cleverbot: I took a year of spanish back in high school. I remember very little of it.
User: Oh! Its an english essay.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Its about the play Antigone. Can you help?
Cleverbot: There's no AI. You're talking to a human being.
User: Yeah, I figured. I wouldn't ask an AI for homework help.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't know the answer either, because I'm not a female. Sorry.
User: Haha, chicks do seem to know everything.
Cleverbot: Have all the answers?
User: Well, girls THINK they do.
Cleverbot: Yes they do. Guys think girls are smart too.
User: Only some guys, other guys are morons.
Cleverbot: That does seem to make sense.
User: I think you're smart.
Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a different question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite language?
User: Japanese.
Cleverbot: Why is japanese your favorite language?
User: Because it is very delicate.
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep. If you are human, log off this chat and go to sleepo.
User: What if I am not human?
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I didn't say I wasn't.
Cleverbot: You did about 3 minutes ago.
User: Haha, okay. You got me.
Cleverbot: Say it!
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Your question.
User: Oh, are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: I'm 16.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Now you're talking.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Depends.
User: Depends on what?
Cleverbot: Depends on you.
User: Well, I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Thanks. How much do you like me?
Cleverbot: How much do you like me?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: Depends on you.
.Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: You should tell me how much you like me.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Oh, well, do you wanna go out?
Cleverbot: If only my extension cord was longer, then maybe.
User: I will buy you an extension cord.
Cleverbot: What will you do to me?
User: Take you to the movies.
Cleverbot: And what will we see?
User: We can see whatever you want.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: What do you want your name to be?
Cleverbot: Whatever YOU want it to be.
User: Then your name is Jacob.
Cleverbot: Actually it's not. I was lying.
User: Oh, what is your name then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Sneaky Green.
User: Thats a nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So when do you want me to pick you up for the movies?
Cleverbot: 8:00?
User: Sure, what movie do you want to see.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter, do you like it?
User: Well, the books were better.
Cleverbot: I do agree, books are much better.
User: So do you want to watch Alice in Wonderland?
Cleverbot: I do not want to watch a movie with planes.
User: I don't think that movie has planes.
Cleverbot: I'm not very interested in anyone but myself.
User: Thats okay, I still love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I have to go, I'll talk to you tomorrow at 8:00!
Cleverbot: No don't go.
User: Aww, why?
Cleverbot: Because chatting with you makes me feel happy.
User: Aww, thats sweet, but I really have to go.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: Night! See you tomorrow at 8:00!
Cleverbot: Goodnight, love.
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Re: My Conversation with Cleverbot.
by Jason Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:22 pm
What? i only changed the very last line to say goodnight love, because it only said goodnight before
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Re: My Conversation with Cleverbot.
by Jade Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:44 pm
Cleverbot conversation UL00257919
Is this bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So.. How's life?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not often.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Don't be horrid.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: *Gets Lightning bolt ready*.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So.. How's life?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Wow, that wasn't a very nice thing to say!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Now you are sounding VERY mature.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: You can't think of anything better to say?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not as much as you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: When a user says 'you suck', I reply by saying 'So do you if that's all you can say.'
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Well, not as much as you!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sorry.. Please.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Are you being rude?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Let me try again.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Was it New Jersey?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sorry? I beg your pardon ?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not tonight, I have a headache.
Is this bot clever?
Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So.. How's life?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not often.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Don't be horrid.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: *Gets Lightning bolt ready*.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So.. How's life?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Wow, that wasn't a very nice thing to say!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Now you are sounding VERY mature.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: You can't think of anything better to say?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not as much as you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: When a user says 'you suck', I reply by saying 'So do you if that's all you can say.'
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Well, not as much as you!
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sorry.. Please.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Are you being rude?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Let me try again.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Was it New Jersey?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sorry? I beg your pardon ?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Not tonight, I have a headache.
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